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NEWS 01-24-09

I have seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. All I have to say is...yes.

The Evil Network is apparently having a vote on what your favorite webcomics are. I think y'all know what to do on that one. :D

This site made me laugh 'till my gut busted. It's the wit and wisdom of some faculty members at William and Mary, painstakingly culled by two students. Go and be amused. Makes you wonder what we could get if we had the entire faculty in on this.

NEWS 01-22-09

Ax has started a site called Nintend_No, dedicated to raising awareness of the crud Nintendo was trying to pull with sites like my beloved Crackerjap. If you have a "Nintendo BAD!" story you'd like to tell him, by all means, email him with it, provided it's a legitimate story and not a bitch n'moan about the time your NES seized up in the middle of a monster Link run.

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::sob::

Oh, the painful memories resurface...

NEWS 01-20-09

My little buddy Trace has conjured up a new piece of candy for y'all to be addicted to, called Infinity Highway. Go, or baby Jesus will cry.

01-19-09 SUPPLEMENTAL

My archive fixed itself. No, I don't know why. Be afraid. Or impressed. Or both. (Interesting : best penis pump, best male erection pills )

NEWS 01-19-09

I remember when I was seven years old and I received my first 8-bit Nintendo set, thereby cementing myself to the developmental road of Gamerhood. I remember the wonder I used to feel when I looked at the figures of a fat little plumber and his brother jumping around on the screen. Now all I feel when I look at them is a sense of deep, deep disappointment. Nintendo, you're a pud. Stop the witch hunt.

In the meantime, my archives are messed up, and due to the scary-ass html remnants left over from the Geocities pagebuilder I moved this site to Freeservers off of, I don't know why. Grr.

NEWS 01-17-08

Kicking things off by establishing myself firmly in the gutter of good taste. Bueno, no? :D

I got a nifty site from Ben in Arizona, it's all about an anonymous student's adventures in the steam tunnels under my beloved William and Mary, with some nifty links to other "infiltration"-type sites. Two thumbs and some other digits way up! :)

NEWS 01-15-09

Ahhh...it's good to be back in the dorm. I'm currently working on some new storylines n'stuff, which is what I amused myself with over break while I couldn't draw my comics. I also took up reading the newspaper like a good citizen every morning over my bowl of cinnamon oatmeal (sweet sweet oatmeal) and a tall glass of apple cider. My favorite article by far was the one that detailed the Army's new slogan change. How many of you were aware of this? Remember "be all that you can be?" No more. The new Army slogan is "An Army of One." Plus, I have it on good authority that they're changing the style of the current classic quasi-baseball cap army hat look to...berets. That's right, berets. Cracker, I advise you to get out as soon as you possibly can, 'cause the times, they are a'changin'. Unless you think a beret would go with your snooty turtleneck European look. :D

NEWS 12-31-08

Look! Look! I'm not dead! ::runs in circles::

Stephanie should be back from Disney World soon (lucky chica), and I'm going to spread my funkalismo schwerve all over NE Ohio tomorrow night for New Year's. Just remember, kiddies: if you're gonna drive, drive safe, drive sober, and drive slow. NO SPEEDING. I'm looking at you. (i find this : female sex enhancement and this : free natural penis enlargement)

NEWS 12-24-08

Happy day before Christmas! I hope that my holiday comic finds all of you well and happy. :) This comic is special, mostly because as you can prolly see, I didn't draw it. This comic is Stephanie, My Merry Christmas Crackwhore's, handiwork. Let's all congratulate her on job well done, eh? EH?

My holidays so far have been (for the most part) jolly, with much Yuletide Happiness and What-not, but there is one thing that's bothering me...

I forgot my boyfriend's home phone number in my dorm.

Now I have no way of calling my darling on Christmas, unfortunately. But what about his last name, you ask? Surely there must be some sort of "white pages" wherein you can find his number? Sadly, that cannot be, for my treasure's last name is the Korean equivalent of "Smith" or "Jones," and he lives in a suburb of Washington, D.C. Unless I want to call every Korean within a ten-mile radius of our nation's capital, I won't be able to find his number.

My NEWS 12-21-08

Sorry for the lateness of the update, it was an eight and half-hour car ride home, and basically, I was so tired that as soon as I got home I went to bed, and I just woke up now. I have to keep this update news post short, 'cause my darling sister wants to play her EverCrack and we only have one computer with internet. :P

NEWS 12-21-08

Mackerel, Keith is back! I'll be doing the Christmas storyline up until, well, Christmas, with updates this Friday and this Sunday. I'm going home today, and my father doesn't know I do this website (he forbade me from drawing comics until I graduated college, he doesn't think art is viable for much of anything...see how well I listen to him, pfeh), so I've got all the comics uploaded to the site already, alls I have to do is sneak onto the internet and update the site when he's in bed. Makes it a lot easier than holing up in my room listening for noises outside my door while I hurriedly draw and scan the next day's comic, then sneaking downstairs to update on the one computer with internet access in the house (a measly 56k...::sob::), then hiding my art supplies under my bed and hoping he doesn't get the urge to check my room for cleanliness. The downside to this, my winged monkeys, is that there won't be any new RustyShrapnel until after the 17th of January, which is when I come back from break. Oh, I'll update the site occasionally, to be sure, but I can't do a new comic until I get back to the dorm. Sucks, but there it is. Perhaps I'll use my vacation to think of some lovely new rants for y'all, being with family tends to awaken the pessimist/cynic in me...

NEWS 12-20-08

I'm officially done with exams, huzzah! The Christmas storyline will continue as per usual.

NEWS 12-18-08

::coughhackicksneezeyuck:: Comic, yay! I'm going back to bed. :)

NEWS 12-16-08

Sorry y'all, I was planning on putting up a comic but something else happened, namely, I got sick. I slept all of Friday and most of today. I feel like something stuck to the floor of a taxi cab. Oooog. I'll try to have the comic up sometime Sunday. Send good vibes, I need to get better in time for my chemistry exam on Tuesday.

In the meantime, I just want to say that for the past few weeks I've been hooked on Living In Greytown. It's like a drug, I wait every day for my fix, I can't explain it, but I like it. I like it a lot.

NEWS 12-15-08

There will be an update today, I just had a Cultural Anthropology final that I had to study for all night, so it'll be a little late. Exams suck.

NEWS 12-13-08

For those of you who're carpin' 'bout me not updating...at least I update more than my sister, so there. Love ya sis. ;)

It's the start of the Christmas storyline...things will change, old issues will resurface, all in all, I'd say it's good holiday fun for the whole family. Stay tuned!

NEWS 12-10-08

Due to some extreme retardosity on freeserver's part, my index page got turned into some piddling little "sample" home page that wrote over my existing index html. Blergh. Okay, starting the news over from scratch. ::feeble cheers::

Peace out, my lovable hooligans.

-CZ